backdoorteenmom:

Eve takes the first bite of the forbidden fruit in the Garden on Eden

omg it’s Paige

backdoorteenmom:

Eve takes the first bite of the forbidden fruit in the Garden on Eden

omg it’s Paige

(Source: arekelly, via gnarly)

soullesshusk:

am-memopad:

Celtic Knot (fast)

now just wait a fucking second

guys……. why didn’t we learn this in elementary school instead of that “S” we always use to do

(Source: youtube.com, via mistercoventry)

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

(via rrambam)

otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

image

^^^^^^^^

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Tags: DEAD

memeterprise:

wrecked

adriofthedead:

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

I remember reading somewhere that said if octopuses had life spans as long as ours, it’s possible that they could build underwater civilizations.

Octodad

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diligenda:

White people who support Darren Wilson

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via ginger-naps)

apphroditte:

"I just saw the camera and did. I was imagining myself as if I were Lady Gaga and that nobody could destroy me. "- Brendan Jordan to the Today Show

yessss

apphroditte:

"I just saw the camera and did. I was imagining myself as if I were Lady Gaga and that nobody could destroy me. "- Brendan Jordan to the Today Show

yessss

(via spookyscarykenny)

scarylittledamsel:

Final Destination 6 looks amazing

omg

(Source: lolgifs.net, via themagicalasian)

melociraptors:

satsunon:

when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

idk what this is but I love it

hahahaha

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

buzzfeed:

This is it. This is what we’ve been waiting for. This is the best video on the internet.

(Source: phlynn, via dadboo)

annavonsyfert:

heck yea I did

annavonsyfert:

heck yea I did

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