irrelevance for your sick, twisted entertainment: Archive

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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What2Love.org: Colombian Magazine, SoHo, Ruffles... →

whattolove: What to love? SoHo Magazine and their new cover. A detailed back story for the subject of the magazine cover above can be best explained by blog, Blabbeando, where I got this piece of news from. In a nutshell, Endry Cardeño is a Colombian actress who is a transgendered woman. In 2006 she… Endry is one of the most beautiful, intelligent, poised women I have ever laid my...

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Valentine's Day 2012

Everyone else: Me:

Feb 19th

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Non-Alcoholics Anonymous

Sometimes I chug Pony Malta furiously and slam it back down on the table when I’m done as if it were a hard drink. I think I need that right now.

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Wayne & Garth? →

I happened to stumble upon this link to this address and my mind was blown.

Feb 19th

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Funny guys.

Mom: Andy Sandberg.
Me: No, Andy Samberg.
Mom: NO, IT'S ANDY SANDBERG! I know it!
Me: No, mom.
 *a week later*
Mom: Fred Armested is coming to Berklee this weekend.
Me: No, Fred Armisen.
Mom: Yeah, him. But, if it was Adam Sandberg?!?! Wooo! I'd go! He's hot.
Me: Andy Samberg, mom.
Mom: Oh, you know why I keep messing up?! Because, there's IS an Adam Sandberg.
Me: Adam Sandler, mom.

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Childhood SWAG →

This is BOSS. Click the picture for sweet remixes!

Feb 13th

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Shrewed and Adorable

 (trying to open a Legos container)
6-Year-Old Nephew: How do you open this?
Myself: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN!! *mischievous smile*
6-Year-Old Nephew: Nothing's impossible..
Myself: 

Feb 13th

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The Next Generation

My 6-year-old nephew, Giancarlo, is over. He throws his pile of Pokemon cards on the table and proceeds to lecture me all about the cards and what they mean: what stage they’re in (basic ect.; which he pronounces as “bay kick” by the way) and their HP. We’re about to battle with the cards he owns- a whopping 30. I’m going to let him win, but.. KID, YOU DO KNOW...

Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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rrambam asked: Awesome! Well, the day I write some lyrics or have decent recording equipment besides this shitty laptop you'll be the first I will call :D

Feb 13th

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