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Teeth on edge - Henry IV

Knock,knock! Who’s there? - Macbeth

Fight fire with fire - King John

Vanish into thin air - Othello

What’s done is done - Macbeth

The game is up - Cymbelline

Seen better days - Timon of Athens

Green-eyed monster - The Merchant of Venice

Out of the jaws of death - Twelfth Night

A sorry sight - Macbeth

Wear your heart on a sleeve = Othello

A piece of work - Hamlet

Laughing stock - The Merry Wives of Windsor

Come what may - Macbeth 

For goodness sake - Henry VIII

Full circle - King Lear

The world is one’s oyster - The Merry Wives of Windsor

Love is blind - The  Merchant of Venice

Makes your hair stand up on end - Hamlet

Too much of a good thing - As You Like It

Brave new world - The Tempest

Also, “eyeballs”- A Midsummer Night’s Dream

“puking”- As You Like It

“skim milk”- Henry IV

“obscene”- Love’s Labours Lost

“hot-blooded”- King Lear

“the game is afoot”- Henry IV

“epileptic”- King Lear

“wormholes”- The Rape of Lucrece

“alligator”- Romeo and Juliet

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GET A LIFE! & other things you say when you're wrong →

“Have you ever realized in the first 10 seconds of a conversation that the person you’re talking to is a complete moron? Maybe you’re a nice person who politely wraps it up as best you can and then makes fun of them to your friends later. Or maybe you’re an asshole who looks them dead in the eyes and says, “Oh. You’re one of those. I’m going to stop talking to you now and go set my brain on fire.”

That snap judgment is a filtering mechanism, one that saves a ton of time and effort by immediately deciding the person in front of us has nothing to offer. Everybody has that mechanism, and everybody needs it. The problem is that it’s really easy to develop a hair trigger on the “Shut the Fuck Up” button. So you hear yourself saying things like …”

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